What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What is the best interracial stories that you hear or know and want to share?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?